King of Wands Reversed

The reversed King of Wands is a tyrant. He is random, impuslive, abusive, and disloyal. He's like the entire platform of Amazon. I rely on them to sell my wares only because I have no other option - they've wiped every other avenue for publishing off the face of the earth. So I'm beholden to their arbitrary and manipulative rules.
I'm complaining here because this is website and blog (that I own) is my last bastion of places to bitch about them. Then again, my blog is copied over to my author page on their website, so who knows what might happen yet. 
Maybe I'm just ticked because it took so long to get the cover page approved for our latest paranormal romance, Charlie's Chill, that I couldn't do proper marketing for it. Blah.
Stupid King of Wands reversed. If you ever want an easy way to remember the meaning of this card, think of a corporate monopoly whose owner is the type of person who flies around on penis-shaped rockets for fun.  That's the King of Wands reversed.

Upright, the King of Wands is a powerful and commanding community leader who is optimistic and devoted.
Reversed, someone might be acting inauthentically, or be impulsive, abusive, or disloyal.
 
Questions answered by the reversed King of Wands:
Who? A tyrant
What? A broken promise
Where? A courtroom; a boxing ring
When? August or November; soon 
Why? “I had finally begun to grasp something that should have been immediately apparent: that someone had opposed the great march toward equality; someone had been the person from whom freedom had to be wrested.” ~Tara Westover
Yes or No? Yes, but not easily and manipulation is involved

 
​The reversed King of Wands as:
…an action?

• Accept help without demands
• Change your plans

 
…a place in your house?

• A full-length mirror
• A vanity

 
…a place in your city?

• A lucrative business
• A political office

 
…a place in the world?

• France
• China

 
…something to eat?

• Imported liquor
• An expensive cut of meat
• Burgers and hot dogs

 
…something to clean?

• The bathroom vanity or cabinets

 
…where to find your missing item?

• The closet
• The bathroom counter

 
…a color? Red, yellow
 
…a movie theme? Disloyalty; betrayal

• The Empire Strikes Back
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

 
…a new career?

• The entertainment industry
• Law
• I.T.

 
The reversed King of Wands
Before any card: A misalignment of values about (card)
After any card: rage; selfishness

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